im trying to keep this twitter stuff filtered from my tl, please stop coming up with new funny ways to avoid saying the name of the web site

Jack Dorsey doesn't want to decentralize Twitter to solve users' problems, he wants to solve the company's problems.

This means things like...
* Offloading moderation and liability to someone else while still making money off the content (a la Facebook Groups)
* Restricting speech by country/region
* Keeping people from migrating to less shitty social media

yes folks, that's right, you've guessed it: operation horseday has officially escalated to chemical weapons: GASLIGHTING

HAS THIS SADDLE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? SURELY IT HASNT... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN HERE? WHO PUT IT HERE? HOW DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY??? WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE WRONG?????

feel free to take bets on how long it takes him to notice the change

(yes that is a coffee mug that says I LOVE MY WIFE on it)

I'm quitting my shitty job at a shitty startup on Friday and I'm inclined to write a blog post titled "my shitty journey"

@cypnk I made one of these once with some Scotch tape and a regular cassette, I had an idea to make basically a single-oscillator mellotron

If you have a SAAS startup, you HAVE to have abstract drawings of faceless people on your landing page, with lots of blocky shapes and saturated primary colors on a white background. Sorry, it's the law.

Music hot take 

my tax system is simple: it's called the Blue Shell method. At the end of every day, we fuckin blow up the richest person and redistribute their wealth, until there's no more billionaires.

Sure, we could axe all the billionaires all at once, but I like imagining what they'd do to each other as they scrambled to duck out of first place.

Replacing messenger pigeons with another bird and calling it world-building

hey, remember jungle 2 jungle? how the fuck did THAT get made

Putting 3d stuff on a 2d screen should be called "hyperspace processing"

just read "Innovative building materials, such as timber" in an article about "smart cities'" and fuck dude i cant believe we never thought to use wood to build house before

when the ouya was still relevant and your french friend was cheering for it, did they say « allez l'ouya! »

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