McDonalds is strange because sometimes they have a million orders and you get your food in 30 seconds, then other times one person walks in every 10 minutes and they can't keep up

last year McDonalds' biomass pits were ravaged by Mascot Wasting Disease (MWD). Fry Guys and Grimaces, in particular, were nearly wiped out.

until they breed them back up to normal levels you can ensure a faster order by sticking to meat-free menu items like the Big Mac

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