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Some people do stupid shit, some people kill themselves, some people find meaning in religion, some people are simple enough to stay focused on something all their life, some people have enough control to do it on purpose...

I do drugs, I find useless technical challenges, and I play games.
That's it. Nothing more to read into it, nothing less.

Just another activity, not better or worse than others, to fill the day so you don't get too close to existential depression.

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*explodes and puts glitter everywhere*

**everywhere**

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I usually sign all e-mails with a "cheers" but this one gets a "regards"

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DEV-1: I've been into Scrotum development for years now. It's awesome!
DEV-1: ... what?
DEV-2: It's called SCRUM development.
DEV-1: *turns tomato red*

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ive stopped playing python these days because map() is just too OP and they refuse to rebalance it

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i'm at that stage in a project where i get a bit bored of the project itself and want to fool myself into thinking i will be "more productive" if i did something like "installing a whole new operating system"

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i'm so fucking GOOD at COMPUTER

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TWITTER: “use first name last name if you can — it looks professional”
MASTODON: “Hi I’m fluffy at homosexual dot party”

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// sometimes i think the compiler jhust ignores my comments :(

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"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach

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instances.mastodon.xyz lists 326 nodes with over 123,000 combined users. Incredible

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There you go, a explicit list of topics requiring a CW in public timelines. octodon.social/about/more

Simple: put a CW on NSFW or violence in any way or you get silenced/banned.
Use more of them in an opportunistic way, for anything negative or depressing.

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2007: twitter.com
2017: bingus.planet, gay.water.source