The Bean @faho@octodon.social
Probably not a banana.
I sometimes do computery things. Also I can't art.
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Joined Apr 2017
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Lewd, silly
Good girls go to heaven, goo girls go everywhere
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IT pro tip: Have you tried turning it off?
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Okay, I need to write another #introduction for here, don't I?
Hi, I'm Fabian!
Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...
I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.
But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.
I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.
So:
Lewd poll
Would you bone Jack Black?
The Bean
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Huh apparently Github previews now generate a summary card instead of just using the maintainer's profile icon
Lewd
Boobs
What's "boggling", anyway?
The Bean
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If you were a cat
Matrix but it's Mario offering you the red or blue shell
Which shell do you use?
The Bean
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traffic jams imply the existence of traffic bread
If you were a cat
Brb, signing the himbocratic oath
Reminds me of that one time someone opened a bug with a username composed of random characters and immediately deleted the account.
When we then closed it because we couldn't see how we'd get replies, they answered (under a new account) that this was awful and how could we they were just trying to protect their privacy.
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Just to be clear: I don't give a rat's arse about your name or identity. All I care is some form of stable identifier that you can be reached under.
So someone creates a new github account, opens a bogus issue and deletes the account again without replying.
Lovely.
Yes, I'm delaware, I heard Clint Eastwood and Deltron 3030, I know Del The Funky Homosapien.
Name for your cat:
Purrsephone
A good morning to those who don't
The Bean
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That guy who really likes Apple, like 15 years ago: Here's Markdown, a simple markup language, which is readable in plain text but can also be easily formatted into HTML
Average README in the year 2021: *a dozen lines of HTML to show a banner image and twenty different badges*
Average README in the year 2021: *a dozen lines of HTML to show a banner image and twenty different badges*
Software drama
Oh no, the libreboot people have an article on the Stallman thing and it has *all* the red flags
"ancap" stands for "anime capitalist"
Probably not a banana.
I sometimes do computery things. Also I can't art.
de/en/nl
he/him (they/them also acceptable)
Joined Apr 2017
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