The Bean @faho@octodon.social
Probably not a banana.
I sometimes do computery things. Also I can't art.
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Joined Apr 2017
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Lewd, silly
Good girls go to heaven, goo girls go everywhere
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IT pro tip: Have you tried turning it off?
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Okay, I need to write another #introduction for here, don't I?
Hi, I'm Fabian!
Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...
I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.
But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.
I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.
So:
The Friends theme song should have been
Bing us a bong you're the Chandler man
The number of open bugs/"issues" on your open source software project are mostly a factor of
1. how open-ended it is (if you're just implementing "true" of course you're not gonna get a lot of feature requests)
2. how popular it is - if nobody uses it, nobody'll file bugs
Take that number with a grain of salt.
Lewd poll
Do you believe Elon Musk could make you cum?
Talk dirty to me. Got any good mud?
The Bean
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Mortal Keynes
Tim Minchin's Confessions is my heart song
Music to bounce off walls to
If vampires made robots, do you think they'd add blood in case they need a quick snack?
The Bean
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Always outcobbed, never outcorned.
Freenode: *dies*
Also Freenode: "we've taken a tremendous step forward toward true decentralization."
This but it's about corn:
Always outcobbed, never outcorned.
Honestly, there is something funny about a hardcore libertarian gamedev literally falling in love with his AI, and weeping for her because she's going to be turned off by the private company who's platform he built her on, because he refuses to build in safeguards.
Python has the PEP (Python Enhancement Proposal) process, rust has RFCs, fish should have Fish Adjustment Plans
"MCYT" stands for
My
Chemical
Yomance
Tomance
Reminded how much I hate academia.
You know that actor, Karl Urban?
Turns out his full name is Karl-Heinz Urban.
German problems: Reading "Kraft Heinz" as "Karl Heinz" and asking "Karl Heinz *who*?"
Probably not a banana.
I sometimes do computery things. Also I can't art.
de/en/nl
he/him (they/them also acceptable)
Joined Apr 2017
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