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Lewd, silly 

Good girls go to heaven, goo girls go everywhere

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IT pro tip: Have you tried turning it off?

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Okay, I need to write another for here, don't I?

Hi, I'm Fabian!

Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...

I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.

But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.

I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.


You know, I should collect pictures of former president of the World Anti-Doping Agency and vice-president of the International Olympic Committee Dick Pound, then ask people if they want me to send them Dick pics.


Haha, made you look!

Okay, so the cw isn't an outright lie:

Fuck, I love boobs tho

The real capitalism was the money we made along the way

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anyway this was the topology meme that cursed me i have no fucking idea what this means

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9front nazi bs 

@stevelord hey, i just read your plan9 article and wanted to thank you for calling the 9front people out on their nazi bullshit

as a German, that stuff is just incredibly gross, and watching them go "no you don't get it it's actually ironic you see" just like the suckless fashs (who think Fackelmärsche are somehow funny) had me bounce off of the entire thing hard, last time i checked it out. so thanks.

Good news, everyone! I am now reachable via email at bean at bean dot solutions!

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lewd, cursed 

The British equivalent of a wet ass pussy is a very moist minge

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Ho ho ho, I have a domain now

(only redirects to my github hosted blog-like thing for now)

It's only a sandwich if it's made from real sand

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Henlo! Are you gorl?

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@faho brave

speaking of brave:
brave browser, but it's brave as in "ripping a fart"

Threadripper, but it's ripping like in "ripping a fart"

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nothing words, lewd-adjacent 

ah, subdomains, or as i call them, ains

(the sub and the dom cancel each other out)

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