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Okay, I need to write another for here, don't I?

Hi, I'm Fabian!

Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...

I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.

But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.

I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.


Wow. Both in terms of commits and closed issues, fish 3.1 is the biggest release ever.

A song about a small, famous gay man called Albert:

Twink Al, Twink Al, little star

Bit weird that you can't build a blockchain in minecraft, tbh.

Did you know? The queen gets her leaf juice for free. They call it "royalteas".

Hot take, music 

Reminded that Long Long Man exists. It is good.

If I could draw, I'd draw centaur amazons right now.

@faho slimer slimes
gozer gozes

you can't argue with the science

I want to make the word "to goze" a thing, so I can talk about the "Gozed Busters" movie.

Again trying (and not entirely failing) to stop myself from adding jokes to documentation.

So apparently Geezer Butler (bass player for Black Sabbath) punches Nazis?

>In January 2015, Butler was briefly detained after a bar brawl in Death Valley, California


>"This guy started mouthing off about something. He was, like, some drunken Nazi bloke. He [...] started going on about Jews and everything - Jews this, Jews that. My missus is Jewish and I'd just had enough, and me hand sort of met his chin. I whacked him one."

if you refuse to use the gnu microkernel you have 

Note: I am fully unprepared to people actually reading it.

A marketing idea for the Vatican: Popecorn.

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