Pinned oot

Okay, I need to write another for here, don't I?

Hi, I'm Fabian!

Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...

I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.

But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.

I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.

So:




If you're not getting paid to have them they're really just hobbynouns

How long until people start shortening "pronouns" to "prouns"?

Okay, ummm, I drew eevee as a borg?

For some reason?

(cw cartoony ec, bad art)

Someone who works at SEGA has confirmed to me that this is canon:

(cartoon ec)

Fart lyrics, bad 

Lewd, bad 

Trying to, like, find my valley girl voice

People always asking werewolves, nobody asking how'swolves.

Considering that they're effectuating a rename of Perl 6, I might start effectuating things.

I could try effectuating having a bottle of a beverage here.

The existence of "binoculars" implies the existence of straightnoculars, pannoculars and gaynoculars

Did you know? Chemically, "Iron Man" is

FEmale

Why do they call it "sitting" and not

being glute to the seat

?

Lewd, maybe? 

The person who made that original "what's this" copy pasta was an

oWosionary

You know those walking trees from Lord Of The Rings?

I'm kinda sad that they didn't get to explain their reproduction. They didn't have a mom-ent!

Wait.

If I open up my profile in the advanced view of the web UI, I don't see my last toots?

The last I see is octodon.social/@faho/102958972 from 13h ago.

Is this a bug?

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