The Bean @faho@octodon.social

Good girls go to heaven, goo girls go everywhere

IT pro tip: Have you tried turning it off?

Okay, I need to write another #introduction for here, don't I?

Hi, I'm Fabian!

Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...

I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.

But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.

I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.

So:

#fishshell
#metal
#videogames
#puns

Business idea: A restaurant that shows you preview videos of the available midday meals.

We call these "lunch trailers"

The awkward thing is that I can't do that here, because by definition anything I post is related to *me*, which my feed is about.

So I gotta wait for someone else to post so I can reply to them

You know, a comment of "just gonna leave this here" with an unrelated link certainly is a bit of a power move.

Hello, what is your fursona?

Hello, it is I, your cousin!

Do you want to go bowling?

He was a meowing boy she said see you bowing boy

My hot technical take of the day: I do not like email. Use it as little as I can.

I entirely forgot that I have a retrospring account

Guess you can ask me things, if you want?

https://retrospring.net/faho

Oh thinking is a pain

Furries were invented by Big Art to sell more art

Calling my penis the Sexophone

Do they turn into Amoff Amarth at night?

I am very smart

... NOT

You're telling me a mast od this don?

Huh, think Tusky just autocorrected the recipient?

Esvrld called me a "reply guy" once and it shattered my entire being

What the fuck is that randomized socket path for? Why do you need to know the pid? Why is this supposed to be started by the shell? Why is the man page ass?

I *think* newer versions default to a fixed socket path at least? I know gpg does. This is on a debian stable machine (well, wsl, because work),which of course makes everything worse.