Pinned toot

Okay, I need to write another for here, don't I?

Hi, I'm Fabian!

Theoretically, I do unixy computery things that you may or may not care about - the fish shell, some weird tiling script for kwin,...

I also enjoy music - I grew up with metal and blues but am trying to expand. Also videogames.

But in practice, what I do here most of the time is stupid puns, and jeansifying people's avatars.

I'm german but ~98% of my posts are in english.


Oh, you think the Devil's hot, do you? Think he's a perfect



You ever get shivers in your scalp when listening to the Prince Of Demons? That's why they call him


Food (vegetarian) 

fahvatar changelog v1i:

- Fixed eyes (nobody told me it's black on the inside, then brown and then white)
- Whitened teeth
- Removed teensy bit of white "background" - make it transparent instead


- Fix nose (it's yellow!)
- Figure out colors
- Gain artistic talent
- Maybe understand this pixelart thing?

I think I've posted enough for today. Everything else would be redundant, all I could say would be "Mornster Potatohead".

Dear diary:

Today I invented Mornster Potatohead.

I have not been struck by lightning, so this is proof that god is not vengeful. Or maybe they're just slow.

Awful art, eye contact 

Sometimes I wish for a way to block *toots*, so I don't see them again and again and again when they're boosted.

Yes, I've seen the Netflix thing. I've seen it fifty times!

Also can we have some minimal fricking CLI standard?

At least tell me what these single-character options stand for! Even just telling me "-a" means "all" is helpful even if you don't support "--all".

When was this thing written? 1965?

That might explain all the wildly "funny" "jokes".

I've just installed fortune-mod again, and...

why are these all so lame?

Like, a bunch of them aren't interesting, funny, insightful... they're just lame quotes from Larry Wall (or another of the pantheon of acceptable unix-people) on some mailing list in 1992.

Or they're some poem or "hurdurr, politician bad" "joke", or simply quotes that are quaint because of how out-of-date they are ("is it pc compatible?" is the punchline on one).

Is there an actual good fortune db?

Web technologies really need mascots. I propose:

CSSius Clay

HEARTBEAT mild spoilers (party members), criticism 

Show more

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more