a 'tarball' is the condition where your balls get congested and the cum turns syrupy

you talk a lot of shit for someone who uses a debian derivative

i consider myself the 'julian assange' of the fediverse, as i, too, am a sex pest and have spent a significant period of my life living inside a cupboard

my favourite feature is how it occasionally refuses to display things like page numbers or svg files for no reason

every day i log in on here wishing to civilly exchange information on and my , and instead i am inundated with a flood of porn and disrespectful italian stereotypes

while you are 'installing mono packages', i am, 'getting mononucleosis'

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