history will remember me as the us president with the biggest dumptruck to date!

post credits scene. camera pans slowly to reveal an assman in the shadows. '", they whisper menacingly

who dares profane the tag with pornographic imagery

wirelessly charging my ass. wirelessly sending electricity into my

i think there should be a link you can click on to show a single post or thread, and only that post or thread, no banners or other replies, so that it'd be easier to show posts to people irl

thesis and antithesis are what i call the cheeks of my enormous , and synthesis is the resounding clap of them slapping together when i jiggle it

every one must wear a free speech diaper to protest mastodon rate limiting me from my

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