@esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet it's just like voltron and the voltron fandom when you think about it

@esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet the father the son and the holy Spirit voltron together to make god, the disciples are just like whatever the fuck the queerbait himbo's name is and the rest of the pilots, there's mechs

@pinkosock @bees @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet Lancer of Longinus. Duh. Where do you think nge got it from? Can't recall which disciple says "get on the cross, Jesus" while he says "I mustn't run away" but it was one of them. Which one was the twink. Kaworu, that one.

@bees @pinkosock @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet Ah, Prageru's human pet, Ben Shinjiro... duh. I've forgotten some of the details of NGE, sorry, it's been a bit

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @esvrld this isn't a joke as much as I genuinely wish it was, but I've performed skits based on the song of songs and if it's horny I've fully missed it

@bees @RussellsBarbershopQuartet @esvrld bees "if this book of love poetry with erotic imagery is horny, i've fully missed it" honey dot town

@bees @RussellsBarbershopQuartet @esvrld in your defense you are reading it in translation after like 1500 years of interpreters have done their best to play down its carnality

@parenthetical @RussellsBarbershopQuartet @esvrld eroticism has never made me horny in my Life, I appreciate it from a purely artistic perspective

@bees @RussellsBarbershopQuartet @esvrld all respect bees but based on what i know about your perceptiveness of whether a situation is sexual or not i'm not gonna rely on your judgement here

@bees @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet "For she lusted for her paramours, Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys, And whose issue is like the issue of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

@esvrld @Tel @RussellsBarbershopQuartet yeah we all know the donkey cum passage and the bear children murder and the feet dick allusions but it's all chaste and nonsexual and platonic

@bees @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet "As soon as he had finished speaking to Saul, the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul."

@Tel @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet clothes just get in the way from kissing the homies (and romies (romantic homies))

@bees @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet also that time Jesus was like "I have to wash your feet bro, it's a lesson just let me do it."

@Tel @esvrld @RussellsBarbershopQuartet I've sucked the toes of my friends as a purely platonic bit despite truly not being into feet even a little bit, Jesus is fully valid for taking after me in that way

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