"What makes a Chad an Alpha?" I ask my boss.
"Colophon we're here to discuss your term--"
"Clearly an Alpha is always a Chad but what if you named a Beta Chad?"
"I don't see what this has to do with--"
"Do you sleep at night? Don't answer that. An Alpha wouldn't have to answer that."
"I sleep just--"
"No, stop. You fucked it up. That's Beta behavior. I'm here asking you meaningful questions to try and engage and you're talking about sleeping. What would your wife think? Let's email her."

@Colophonscrawl I am more trying to rank these greek letter designations, I know Delta is at the bottom and those are incels and I know Omicron is at the top with Sigma under it, but where do the others rank?

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