my favourite feature on my huawei phone is the one where every time i take a selfie, a few minutes later xi jinping sends me a text alert complimenting me and advising me on good angles and lighting

xi jinping: looking great queen 😎 try turning your chin just a bit to the left to get the light just so

me: thank you mr president of china sir

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