charles fort famously proposed that the reasons aliens haven't shown themselves to us is that earth is a nature preserve or, perhaps, a ranch to them. but i believe it's more likely humans are too horny and the aliens don't want to deal with people asking to get probed and impregnated
human: oh nooo 😨 are you going to insert your freaky alien ovipositor into me 😳
👽: what. no. i'm here t
human: pleeaassee don't pump me full of your wiggly alien eggs~ 🥺 😩 💦
👽: please, i'm literally just here to — my species reproduces by budding —
human: oh noo 😳 all my clothes mysteriously fell off. how terrible~
👽: what the fuck
@esvrld The fact that we sent out unsolicited nudes with directions to our home and a mixtape would lend credence to your theory...
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