my self-driving car got hit with ransomware and it refuses to stop going until i pay up :/ i'm already halfway to nevada. i just wanted to go the drug store :/

the company that made the software for my self-driving car went bankrupt and it's now incapable of moving because it has drm that requires access to the company's servers


my self-driving car's navigation algorithm keeps driving me places i've already been to, 'in case i missed it' and altering my route so it will go past more billboards

my self-driving car crashed because its neural network can't tell the difference between a reflection from an oil slick and a lorry

@esvrld my self driving car keeps driving me past events that have already ended

@esvrld my self driving car keeps driving to your wife it's really impossible to pinpoint any responsible actor

@esvrld my self-driving car is... driving me crazy!!

@esvrld my self-driving car runs on open source software... Give it another matter nth or two and we’ll have a car that fucks.

@esvrld my self-driving car keeps driving me to my aunt's house instead of work, informing me of how important visiting family is.

Sign in to participate in the conversation

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!