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(1) crab-like forms have evolved in a number of unrelated organisms
(2) we can therefore assume that whatever life may exist elsewhere in the universe would have its own crab-equivalents
(3) given the resulting high density of crabs in the universe, it's probable that you are already a crab
@esvrld statistically, we are all crabs
@esvrld i like crab 🦀
@esvrld using carcinization to fix the ontological argument, i approve.
@esvrld go to mars, come back with crabs
@esvrld Aliens think we look like crabs
just to be clear, frank j tipler is a binch