ME: COMPUTER... DRIVE ME TO THE 'PORNO STORE'
COMPUTER: YES MASTER
ME: COMPUTER... PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME THAT
@esvrld computer: okay bitch. (door locking noise) get that seatbelt or we're not going anywhere
@esvrld please let me handle Technology i a mfull of good ideas
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