do you lick your knives
@esvrld why would anyone do this?
@esvrld do people just hate their tounges?
@esvrld why can't i lick them for both sexual and non-sexual reasons
@Thib vote sexual reasons if at least one of the reasons is sexual. vote non-sexual reasons if none of them are
@esvrld please don't disrespect the blade
@esvrld Bad for the blade?
@esvrld only table knives though.
@esvrld Oh fuck, I'd be prone to a minor panic attack if someone licked a sharp knife in front of me. Don't do that! It's sharp! It will bite you! Aaaa!
@esvrld im comforted by how many other people also nonsexually lick their knives. i know im gonna cut my tongue one day but i do it anyway
@esvrld didn't vote because there's no "no (aaaaaaaa)" option
@esvrld what if you cut open your tongue
@esvrld is this the knife i eat with or the knife i stab people with
@esvrld yes (all reasons)
@esvrld especially after buttering hazelnut spread on toast
i love that shit, gotta gobble up all the leftovers on the knife,,,
@esvrld what if I don't lick the blade, but I'm explicitly not licking it for sexual reasons
CHINA: Knives are not used at the dining table because their presence may break harmony. This is because they traditionally have connotations of violence, making them inappropriate for social gatherings.
WESTERNERS: lol imma lick it
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