how to craft an insult
once you have the formula down, you can basically fire these off on autopilot
- the weirder it is, the harder it is to respond to
- make them invest. ideally you want your target to be halfway thru it before they even realise they're being insulted
- if you think it might be too subtle, tell them so. adding insult to insult is always worth it
- you're not doing it just for the recipient, but for everyone else who might be listening. anyone can make someone feel bad; true skill lies in truly flattening them in others' eyes. you want this shit to be in their obituary
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