(inspecting the deep structure of time, space, and reality) yup, this is some bullshit alright. it sucks ass
(poking the spacetime continuum with a stick) here's your problem, right here
(looking at quantum foam) see here, it's all spongy. it's no good. you'll have to replace the whole thing
@esvrld Spacetime? Some nerdass bullshit if you ask me.
@esvrld *looks at general relativity and quantum field theory* fucked up if true
@esvrld I will warn you that the last time we tried fixing it we ended up with https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Run_Around_for_No_Reason
@esvrld hitchhiker's guide was right it seems
when're they gonna declare "yeah magic totally might be real" because reality is just all mushy and sorta impossible t'understand
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