having an amazon echo in the house is basically letting jeff bezos fuck your wife

being on facebook is basically letting the zucc email your wife

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having a tesla is basically, idk, letting elon musk fuck your car? something like that

@esvrld musk pre-fucks every car as it rolls off the assembly line

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