being on facebook is basically letting the zucc email your wife
having a tesla is basically, idk, letting elon musk fuck your car? something like that
@esvrld i would pay to see that. as long as muskie doesnt get the money.
@esvrld musk pre-fucks every car as it rolls off the assembly line
@esvrld id let elon musk fuck my car
@wxcafe imma be real with u monarch, i will kinkshame you for that
@esvrld I mean if I had a car I'd let him fuck it
@wxcafe and you should be ashamed of that
@esvrld it's just a car
@esvrld I'm all for charity, if that's the only way this man can get off, yknow.
@wxcafe that's even worse. by all laws of god and man, elon musk should never be allowed to 'fuck'
@feld whats her email
@esvrld also like being alone in your car stuck in traffic, complaining about all cars.
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