having an amazon echo in the house is basically letting jeff bezos fuck your wife

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being on facebook is basically letting the zucc email your wife

having a tesla is basically, idk, letting elon musk fuck your car? something like that

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@esvrld i would pay to see that. as long as muskie doesnt get the money.

@esvrld musk pre-fucks every car as it rolls off the assembly line

@wxcafe imma be real with u monarch, i will kinkshame you for that

@wxcafe that's even worse. by all laws of god and man, elon musk should never be allowed to 'fuck'

@esvrld also like being alone in your car stuck in traffic, complaining about all cars.

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