having an amazon echo in the house is basically letting jeff bezos fuck your wife
being on facebook is basically letting the zucc email your wife
having a tesla is basically, idk, letting elon musk fuck your car? something like that
@esvrld musk pre-fucks every car as it rolls off the assembly line
@esvrld also like being alone in your car stuck in traffic, complaining about all cars.
@esvrld amazon cucko
@Aleums many say this
@esvrld valid to be a cuck tho
@esvrld And using anything from Google? Oh, that's a whole Alphabet soup of trouble.
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