godmother of souls @esvrld@octodon.social

if you are currently affiliated with isis or have been in the past, you are legally obligated to tell me, so i can soft-block

wild how i'm the only person on here who has never followed an isis member. you think some of the others wouldn't have, either, but no. all of them have at some point

the latest claim from my scurrilous enemies, who shall remain unnamed, is that i am a mantis-like alien from the direction of the constellation ophiuchus. i want to be careful in dismissing these rumours, as i have long advocated for the mantis alien community. that said, it has never been definitively proven that i, myself, am one. i ask those spreading this rumour to grow the fuck up already

if a bird attacks you you probably deserved it. sorry if this offends

'pale blue eyes' by velvet underground is a song about fucking someone's wife. facts

annoyed at people saying 'pantheism' when they mean polytheism

'floss'? you ain't my dentist

in my mind, ariana grande speaks with an extremely thick italian accent

perjury... 'the victimless crime'

stealing a cash machine and then eating the entire thing, leaving no evidence behind. the perfect crime

having posted about it, i'm honour-bound to mention 'don't fear the reaper' and 'godzilla' are entry-level böc, and not even the best songs on their respective albums

fucked up how there are over 10000 songs about falling in love, but only one about not fearing the reaper

i think they probably just blank it out, like how they think the empire are the good guys in star wars original trilogy

wondering how alt-righters reconcile all the nazi punching in indiana jones. punching nazis is feminism, and feminism is politics, yet indiana jones was made before politics was invented by anita sarkeesian. and harrison ford probably isn't a soyboy. so is indiana jones a cuck or not

i'm an e-enby. e₂nby

imagining a hypothetical youtube commenter going on about how 'political correctness' means 'this wouldn't be allowed today' on the comments to the blues brothers scene where they drive over the illinois nazis

hmm there was an interesting investigative article about the spread of child porn i read a bit back, but i don't have it saved up. how do i google for it without ending up on a watchlist

might get a computer with web technologies my browser doesn't support