xesvrld @esvrld@octodon.social

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

my cringe phase was just me telling the indie boys at school that oasis were rubbish and asking them if they had heard of animal collective

my penis is at least 3 miles long and women are scared of it, wwjd?

honestly if you are gonna shame people for "begging" im gonna kick your fucking ass

fedi is literally the only reason ive managed to do things like pay my taxes or afford to replace all the food in my fridge after we lost power for 2 days

75% of kids in the U.S. between 9-12 play Roblox, the average player of which playing over 2.5 hours a day.

if the US government labels something "disinformation", it's a pretty good sign that it's true

pictured: the mighty sock vanquisher

week long (3/7-3/14) amazon boycott planned in response to union busting efforts in alabama
https://peoplesdispatch.org/2021/03/05/week-long-boycott-of-amazon-planned-over-union-busting-attempts-in-alabama/

someone: says any three letter acronym. let's say XYZ

me: ah, xcock and yball ztorture

latest banger

local rag had an article with suggestions for what to do with all the money you saved over the past year and i'm like,

oh yeah, there is a significant minority of people who are able to work from home, who didn't lose their job over the past year, or their home, whose lives weren't massively dislocated,

and who were formerly commuting in single cars, dining out, and going to shows enough that the savings of staying home outstrip the massive rises in costs of just about fucken everything anymore

Make one pro-child miners toot and yuo get canceled--maenwhile everyone's cool witb the HORSEFUCKER

my charity helps child soldiers in africa by sending american and european children to be child soldiers instead