esvrld @esvrld@octodon.social

having a hard time resisting the urge to roll their mentions with like 'lmao nerd do u even hegel. ill give u a dialectical swirly' and getting banned from all instances. pray for me

socrates: i am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
brett, socrates' reply guy: haha that's so good. can i dm u ;)

socrates was cancelled by the people of athens for having atrocious vibes

if you shift your vibrating frequency quick enough, it becomes impossible to get a reliable read on it, and you thus become impossible to vibe check

the escapee in plato's cave allegory definitely had a bad vibe. the others were right to kill them

(Guy coming towards me with a weapon. at a walking pace) "Ill check your vibe. Ill check your vibe ma'am"
"You will not check my vibe"

my new opinion is that john wick 3 is a christmas movie. i will shoehorn it into every discussion until banished to the antarctica

imagine needing to know about someone's thoughts or actions to form an opinion of them, instead of simply reading their vibe

my newest opinion is that 'halo' is just boneless star control 2. comments are closed

getting sued by obamacare, for having an opinion on here. why won't eugen do anything

my fuckin opinion of the youtube strike? heres my fuckin opinion of the youtube strike. not a single creator in the history of youtube, has been white

i have never had an opinion

grey aliens are basically interstellar reply guys

i might sometimes seem mean or intimidating, but once you get to know me, i'm actually an irredeemable bitch with no heart

bojo probably microdoses viagra to have a semi-chubby at all times. i take no pleasure in reporting this

i will steal your organs if you aren't a communist

if you aren't a communist at 30, you have no liver. if you aren't a communist at 35, you have no pancreas. if you aren't a communist at 45

if you aren't a communist at 20, you have no heart. if you aren't a communist after you're 20, you have no brain