@nixy is playing Skyrim and we just watched a bear kill a dragon what the fuck

@jordyd ahh, unfortunately I don't know how to adjust the preview beyond resizing the window 😕

@jordyd like a preview of your finished work? There’s a preview pane you can pop out under Settings>Dockers>Overview

If you ever feel bad about your art just remember that the man who drew this had a successful career as a professional artist

Sigh.... Guess that's my excuse to pick up Pokémon Go again 🤷🏾‍♂️

Last night I fell asleep on the couch curled up with my giant Cthulhu plushie and my boyfriend couldn’t find me 😂

Beginner tip: marry a blacksmith for free swords.

Pro tip: marry many blacksmiths and get a whole poly-armory

@nixy is hosting a D&D session at our place and this is my elf warlock’s guiding principle

"The Treachery of Assumptions", Aukerman/Siegfried, 2018

selfies now cause fuck it I like my makeup (U-U ) 

The eyeshadow looks brighter cause I’m standing in direct sunlight like some sort of daywalker

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“Yeah, let’s just keep it casual for D&D night”
> puts on bright blue wig
> does full face makeup
> including blue eyebrows and smokey eye to match wig
“Yep.....casual.....”

*crashes through your wall* WE'VE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY

@alice@elekk.xyz apparently the song itself was released in 2002 😰

I told my boyfriend that the Carameldansen video turns 10 this year and I think I just saw his face go through every stage of grief at once

@calvin hmmm I think you’ll have to roll at least a 15 for that one

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