M @emmemaiuscola@octodon.social

Good morning! 🍍✨

Boost me
And then just toot me
Till I can get my
Satisfaction

OK Y'ALL! https://creativity.cafe is here! Fitting that it's a nocturnal, late-night launch... anyways, if you requested an account from me, you can reset your password with your email there. Please follow me at https://creativity.cafe/@way instead now :) And if you want an account, DM me!

I'll post some more official nice stuff about the server tomorrow morning when I'm not exhausted!

The Fall (2006) https://mastodon.social/media/et-MikmxA54pepaa1cM

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Mankind has been destroyed. Robot overlords control the flow of goods and services to the remaining pockets of furries. Cognisant AIs exist inside the virtual space as a community.

Mastodon is the primary mode of communication. The last remaining human, thought to be dead, wanders into the main instance. He clears his throat.

"Lol they're called toots? I don't like it."

🐙 and 🦑 can edit and direct their own brain genes.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2127103-squid-and-octopus-can-edit-and-direct-their-own-brain-genes/

🇨🇵 Vous êtes un croyant d'âge moyen qui aime la violence gratuite ? Achetez mon nouveau livre : Cinquante Nuances de Dieu.

🇺🇸 You're a middle-aged believer who loves free violence ? Purchase my new book : Fifty Shades of God.

Actual photo of me thinking up a :fire: toot

when that tootline LIT

@blackle we are all mastodon co-creators on this blessed day

#FOLLOW4FOLLOW
#TOOT4TOOT
#BOOST4BOOST

(jk, I love this place)

"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all gay here. I’m gay . You’re gay ."
"How do you know I’m gay ?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

tech bloggers: mastodon will never go anywhere, federation is confusing and i dont like toots

me: welcome to ｃ ｙ ｂ ｒ ｅ ｓ ｐ ａ ｃ ｅ be sure to florp someone's ping,

capy.bara
a page about cats

sex positions in brazil:
- papai e mamãe (daddy and mommy)
- de quatro (on your fours)
- de ladinho (on your side, but you read that in a cute way)
- canguru perneta (don't ask, really)