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jack of all trades, good for nothing
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Mankind has been destroyed. Robot overlords control the flow of goods and services to the remaining pockets of furries. Cognisant AIs exist inside the virtual space as a community.
Mastodon is the primary mode of communication. The last remaining human, thought to be dead, wanders into the main instance. He clears his throat.
"Lol they're called toots? I don't like it."
🐙 and 🦑 can edit and direct their own brain genes.
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🇨🇵 Vous êtes un croyant d'âge moyen qui aime la violence gratuite ? Achetez mon nouveau livre : Cinquante Nuances de Dieu.
🇺🇸 You're a middle-aged believer who loves free violence ? Purchase my new book : Fifty Shades of God.
Actual photo of me thinking up a :fire: toot
time for #gardening! a couple of plants need repotting and i need to chill! :herb: :cactus: :seedling: :blossom:
@jasonsteakums omg Jens :heart_eyes: he keeps surprising me to this day!
when that tootline LIT
#FOLLOW4FOLLOW
#TOOT4TOOT
#BOOST4BOOST
(jk, I love this place)
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all gay here. I’m gay . You’re gay ."
"How do you know I’m gay ?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
@Siphonay same position, but I'd like to express that I REALLY don't mind being called with whatever pronoun you'd like. surprise me, i'm down for it.
@keithpp yeah... well... that's just like, your opinion, man. I'll go back to my not fair additions (?) and enjoying my complete misunderstanding of how reality works!
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tech bloggers: mastodon will never go anywhere, federation is confusing and i dont like toots
me: welcome to ｃ ｙ ｂ ｒ ｅ ｓ ｐ ａ ｃ ｅ be sure to florp someone's ping,
@keithpp "This is what happens when techies are set loose, with no understanding of how the real world works." SCIENCE: HAS IT GONE TOO FAR? (no, seriously, buddy, isn't that quite a jump to conclusions?)
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