@sargoth the hot takes in that article are precious:

- The site [...] has already shut off registration due to “exceptionally high traffic” [facepalm]
- What is a Mastodon? [eye twitch]
- How do I pronounce it? [stronger eye twitch]
- Even if no one likes Twitter, plenty of us are addicted to it [shaking intensifies]
- My friends won't come on Mastodon if I'm not on Mastodon [takes brain out of skull, throws it on the wall]