Michael Cornelius @emdeesee@octodon.social
INTP with an MBA. Lisp, Clojure, C++, FOSS, software engineering and development, teams, leadership, cocktails, cycling. Fights for the users. [he/his]
The idea of the modern job application process is kind of disgusting, tbh.
It could be so much more humane.
My brain: *sudden nostalgia and regret for things I didn't do 30 years ago*
Me: Dude...
Review for cocktail bar: "It gets pleasantly crowded..."
This is a thing?! 😬
After work drink #tea
"Certifications required:
CPA or admission to the bar or one of [a dozen or so common, pay-to-play IT certifications]."
I ... what? 
After sleeping for nearly three days, I'm feeling much better. 😀
One of the few times I received a positive feedback at work was when a customer service representative told me that the client was very satisfied with what I had done. No one else had told me that (not even the customer!), so I would have never received such praise if I hadn’t met her purely by chance.
The lesson is: If you work in a big group of people, don’t forget to give your coworkers the feedback they need to hear, even when it’s positive!
"Rob's in the garden doing some sort of craft work with the kids."
When an urban, residential neighborhood has big wide streets, but no sidewalks
Portland's cycle hire station wanted me to type in my gender!
Booze, social stuff Show more
Personal curiosity Show more
Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️🌈🎄
To toot boldly where no one has tooted before
Commission Opportunity Show more
hmm let's try going backwards with an #ff
who's all in new york working on things, if you're comfortable saying?
Obligatory 4/20 post Show more
Every Friday there are bagels in the office. Fridays start out pretty great because a) bagels and b) because of (a), you cross paths and chat with people you don't normally interact with.
Also the stampede to the break room when bagels arrive is amusing.
