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Today at lunch, the waitress said to me, "Do you ever get told you look like someone else?"

"Yeah," I said, "all the time. Who'd you have in mind?"

"You know that movie, Revenge of the Nerds...?"

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The light is still red.
The car behind me honks impatiently.
I look at my rearview: of course it's a BMW.
Alone in my car, I take a deep breath, and say
"OK, Bimmer."

Good morning, everybody. (Good morning from this side of the planet, if you're on the side where morning has come and gone.)

Here's hoping your day goes|went great.

I'm getting nothing back, he said.

Can you share your proxy settings? she replied.

He did.

This looks right, she said. Try again?

He did. Nope, he said, then...

Ah, got it. I set the proxy type, but forgot to enable. Trying again.

Her mind flowed into his and his thoughts merged with hers, sharing and filling a timeless void.

There you are, she did not need to say.

Look important, be ready to part with a little coin, and you will have no trouble finding someone to go into the deepest abandoned mine and bring back the hindquarters of a giant spider, if that is what you wish. M'aiq assures you.

EVERY day is LEG day when you're a horse!

Do you use a password manager?

Please boost for more reach. #India #security

I don't like going to the post office.

I have to go to the post office.

I think the post office is great, conceptually.

I don't like going to the post office.

If you are lost, find a stick, throw it in the air. When it falls, go in the direction it points. Unless it is pointing to a cliff. Then, M'aiq thinks, you should go in the other direction.



Massively OP

Impenetrable thought processes

Hazily defined powers

Not wearing costume

Never seen together

Dr. Manhattan is The Tick

What if I told you time did not exist and that is how the Subgenius always wins?

Reality is like an onion, Donkey....

It's a lot harder to put together D&D night for a group of grown-ass adults than it was when I was 15.

There's a bunch of heavy equipment here to scrape the old, derelict shed off the lot.

It's pretty exciting.

What do you call an enthusiast of base-16 arithmetic?

A hexnut!

Coffee (or rather :COFFEE) it is.

Note: roughly 256 universes were created to make this decision. In some of them, I will (probably) have tea. Both sides of the poll can feel satisfied.

Y'all were no help, but thanks for trying, even number of friends.

Decide what I ingest! Should I:

Four out of the five feature some kind of synthetic or AI antagonist.

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