Em @elsilnora@octodon.social

@ardgedee Aw, thanks! If I made nothing else clear, it's that I think about it all the time

You're fucking right I just spent well over an hour composing a long, rambling comment to the Metafilter thread about new genderfluidity rules in D&D

Never mind, I picked the wrong day to quit reading the Metafilter politics threads:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/mar/15/robert-mueller-trump-organization-russia-documents

Toys R Us closing is really not going to help with my recurring dream that I stumble into a really old and amazing toy store that I thought had closed.

I mean yeah, if I'm honest, I have far, far more toys than a 35-year-old woman needs, but by now I think we're all on about the same page about how the real issue with Toys R Us is it's a microcosm of how society is being devoured by capitalist cannibal ogres?

I opened the current Metafilter US politics megathread in a new tab but accidentally closed it, thinking it was a different tab. I'm going to take that as a sign to just not look in it today

Ugh it's been so hard waking up all this week. I don't know if it's the time change, or the altered schedule at work, or the horrors, or what

BEHIND THE JOKE:
This joke worked a little better over on Twitter, where the character limit cuts off my ridiculous strained metaphor mid-word; here on Mastodon, I deliberately chose to cut it off artificially earlier than necessary purely for comi

The ridiculously unfair AI in Super Mario Kart for the SNES that allows computer-controlled opponents unlimited access to attack items while I only get one per lap is comparable to the Republicans' ability to do whatever they want, as many times as they want, while I, the Democra

Snow is the Devil's bedspread

@starbreaker YUP

Everybody remember that International Women's Day originated from socialist feminism, because capitalism will give us nothing
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/international-womens-day-2018-the-history-of-iwds-black-feminist-and-socialist-roots?mbid=social_twitter

@MissSnarkerson Aw, thanks. Honestly I feel much worse about my late friend's email getting hacked than the deadnaming. It's just a sad thing, you know?

I just got deadnamed in a phishing attempt from the hacked email account of a friend who died last year

YOU ARE BEING DECEIVED

Oop there goes my alarm, time for my evening spiro & estradiol dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xAPQgGZ0U

@MissSnarkerson Oh for sure, like if it's done deliberately by professionals like that it could be great!

But I'm not gonna rig that up by floating soggy popcorn in a glass of Moscato, is all

(thanks btw, the roads were bad but it's safe indoors!)

So I left work early because of this enormous storm and it was the most fraught drive I've ever done. And I mean I made it back home okay, but now I'm day drinking with popcorn.

Also let me clarify because the question arose irl: the popcorn is not floating in the wine, they are separate.

Like can I use it to cast spells, I don't remember how these things even work

So this book I'm reading for book club is really interesting for the following irrelevant reason: as far as I can tell, there is, like, no ebook available at all, so I have to read a physical paper copy like a medieval witch or something.

I am an old lady who is desperate to go to bed at 9:30, but I still like to consider myself "cool" and "with it"