Toys R Us closing is really not going to help with my recurring dream that I stumble into a really old and amazing toy store that I thought had closed.

I mean yeah, if I'm honest, I have far, far more toys than a 35-year-old woman needs, but by now I think we're all on about the same page about how the real issue with Toys R Us is it's a microcosm of how society is being devoured by capitalist cannibal ogres?