It was just too funny not to share.
Warrior: I swear I will have revenge for the death of my brother.
Elf: You have my bow.
Dwarf: And my axe.
Necromancer: And your brother.
Okay, another bad one.
Fighter: It's hard raising a family while being an adventurer.
Necromancer: Not if they are buried near each other.
@dmoonfire I've seen this one around and I chuckle every time. :D
@vicorva That one was actually new to me. It reminds me of Nodwick in the episode where they try to stop him from having thousands of raise deads. He didn't like that his raise count went way down with the necromancer. :D
@dmoonfire I don't get the reference I'm afraid but necromancer jokes are always fun.
@dmoonfire incredible post!!
@dmoonfire YMMD. I laughed so hard I nearly woke my daughter up. And she's sleeping in the next room.
Made me think of the IT Crowd. The one with the d&d game: "it's not for you Jen..."
@gemlog One of the greatest TV shows of all time. We use "it's no for you, Jen" a lot in this house.
The Haunting of Bill Crouse though, that's fantastic. Along with Aunt Irma and Work Outing. :D
@dmoonfire still funny!!
@dmoonfire No lie, "necromancer comedian" has been one of those characters I've wanted to at least see played in a tabletop for a while.
Maybe not in my party, but at least where I can see it.
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