Dittoslash @dittoslash@octodon.social

Quickly determining someone's trustworthiness based on the way that they laugh on the internet.

> the mean solar day

bunnies when they munch food boost if you agree

ah, yes, the Genders:

Boof

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VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!

VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

Hey peoples do you wonder when the first #shitpost was?

RT @tinyarmoredone@twitter.com: me: *opens mouth to scream into the void*
the void: sorry man we're full up
me: what?
the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams
me: but—
the void: we👏are👏at👏capacity👏sir. try a pillow.

Students at christian high schools don't have band, they have hymnastics

Me delirious at 7:30am thinking about Vento Aureo. It's that time.

Dear DevOps and SysAdmin,

YOU WONT DIE IF YOU JUST ADD HTTPS TO YOUR PRODUCT.

Regards.

[genie]
me: I wish to be turned into a wizard!
genie: wish granted! but you are now dyslexic!
me: so?
wizard: silly human! he who cannot spell, cannot cast a spell!

mastodon &KNUCKLES

*sees a "boost" post, is about to click boost*

*realizes its my own post from earlier*

put waluigi in fortnite

$ cat /etc/cron.hourly/reminder
#!/bin/sh
wall "You're forgetting something."

waiter what's this boost doing in my toot