me: sleep
brain: toot
(Woody voice) there’s a toot in my boost
she boosts "boost" toots in the toot roost
Boost this boost if you boost boosts
I've been on Mastodon for a grand total of like two hours and I love it already
when it comes down to it, we're all just trying to be the next dril
Fallout games where you go in an owned building and there's like, a skeleton, a pile of trash and 4 broken stoves in one of the unused rooms and its like, lad the bombs went off 100 years ago you can't use that as an excuse to keep your house a wreck. you have running water and arms. move stuff & bachelor wash bare minimum
You're reliable, strong. You always hold me together. You've been with me my whole life. You've grown with me, alongside me, in all that time. I always hold you very dear to me. We're inseparable.
Thank you, my skeleton
It was as if one part of my brain was like "you're gonna like this, boost it" and then the other part was like "ok.. wait what haha that's good"
first world problems Show more
SEGA does what Nintendogs
don't fuckles 🙅
with knuckles 
if "you can dream it, you can be it" is really true then why am i not an 8 legged gollum crawling on the wall of a vape shop that also sells hand thrown pottery
And a good old paradox before closing the meme stash.
i love that weird twitter has migrated in part to mastodon
Ho, you are into "gaming" ?
Remember:
Knuckles is just Selkcunk spelled backwards.
(joke) which mammal is particularity good to look at Show more
New sport: trying to keep up with the federated feed