Dittoslash @dittoslash@octodon.social
Programmer, resident shitposter, music dude, lurker of federated timeline
- website
- https://dittoslash.uk
- pronouns
- he/him
tired: using mastodon
wired: mastodoing
moth moods when
panic at the disco cinematic universe
@karen Can confirm
@loki DnDnDnDnD
who called them "federated shitposts" and not "pooptoots"
@unascribed i know what it is
luluberlu 
Nintendo bait and switch
@karen 403 Unauthorized
top tier shitpost Show more
*sings the first few bars of "Never Gonna Give You Up", then giggles and runs off*
@SarcasmKid i already know how much of an idiot i am tho
All right, here's my take on the whole "boost this if you X" thing.
Boost this if AND ONLY IF you will never, ever boost this.
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
I'm applying for #UK #citizenship. Which requires getting a Natural Bornยฎ True Britโข to endorse my application. I was approaching one of my English friends asking if he'd act as a reference. After explaining what I needed from him (let's just say its enough info that I'm now worried about #GDPR), I told him it's OK if he declined. In fact, I said 'If you were ever looking for an opportunity to personally slam the door in an immigrant's face and yell "viva la #Brexit!" this is your chance. ๐'
what is it with the fediverse and hating capitalism
