Dittoslash @dittoslash@octodon.social
Programmer, resident shitposter, music dude, lurker of federated timeline
- website
- https://dittoslash.uk
- pronouns
- he/him
@SarcasmKid i'm not stealing your memes i'm staeing your memes
@revenant you might want to fix that it might have billing information on it
@waifu the downfall of many a brand
RT @tinyarmoredone@twitter.com: me: *opens mouth to scream into the void*
the void: sorry man we're full up
me: what?
the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams
me: but—
the void: we👏are👏at👏capacity👏sir. try a pillow.
@karen who doesn't do this tbh
Students at christian high schools don't have band, they have hymnastics
@waifu electric boogaloo
@karen wheres the jojonium
@polychrome
> - I've filled the office with globes and bicycle riding lizards. Lots of lizards.
is this some weird reincarnation of the dat boi meme
Me delirious at 7:30am thinking about Vento Aureo. It's that time.
@PeterCxy but wait long enough that people get angry
@PeterCxy then give it back
@PeterCxy steal everyone's money and make it appear as "usehttps" on their statements
@PeterCxy literally just letsencrypt it it's not that hard
Dear DevOps and SysAdmin,
YOU WONT DIE IF YOU JUST ADD HTTPS TO YOUR PRODUCT.
Regards.
@waifu czechiverse
@waifu how dare you tarnish the power of the legendary stone
@waifu you spelt best wrong
@ky0ko watch Bob Ross
@Murkrow : menacing:
