Dittoslash @dittoslash@octodon.social

Programmer, resident shitposter, music dude, lurker of federated timeline

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:36

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:36

food, cursed? Show more

**Dittoslash** · Jun 20, 2018, 22:34

Dittoslash boosted

**Alayna Butterfly ~** @fluttergirly@chitter.xyz · Jun 20, 2018, 22:34

put waluigi in fortnite

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:33

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:33

food, cursed? Show more

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:33

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:33

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:31

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:31

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:28

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:28

**Dittoslash** · Jun 20, 2018, 22:27

Dittoslash boosted

**jorty (deprecated aspect)** @jordyd · Jun 20, 2018, 22:27

$ cat /etc/cron.hourly/reminder
#!/bin/sh
wall "You're forgetting something."

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:25

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:25

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:25

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:25

@pea
what the hecc

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:25

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:25

@jordyd
try hardee

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:24

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:24

@breakthesystem
Right phone left keys/earbuds back wallet

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:24

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:24

@jordyd
upgrade memory

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:23

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:23

@jordyd
upgrade soap

**Dittoslash** · Jun 20, 2018, 22:17

Dittoslash boosted

**boutique (idiot aspect)** @007@mastodon.xyz · Jun 20, 2018, 22:17

waiter what's this boost doing in my toot

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:21

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:21

@breakthesystem
what kind of *madman* places their phone in their left pocket

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:20

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:20

@katex
good shell choice

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:19

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:19

**Dittoslash** · Jun 20, 2018, 22:19

Dittoslash boosted

**仮面の告白** @lain@testing.pleroma.lol · Jun 20, 2018, 22:19

Four score and seven beers ago

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:17

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:17

me: sleep
brain: toot

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:16

**Dittoslash** @dittoslash · Jun 20, 2018, 22:16

@jordyd
If I was at my computer rn I'd make an image of this but ech