Me: let's draw my card of the day!
Tarot: the Star reversed, things are bad and it's your fault
Me: uh okay maybe a little three-card spread?
Tarot: present is Death
Me: is uh, is that the death of a bad circumstance plaguing me?
Tarot: future is the Tower, go fuck yourself.
@Murkrow what if it means star platinum and you're the protagonist
@Murkrow : menacing: