Dittoslash @dittoslash@octodon.social

tired: using mastodon
wired: mastodoing

moth moods when

panic at the disco cinematic universe

who called them "federated shitposts" and not "pooptoots"

Nintendo bait and switch

*sings the first few bars of "Never Gonna Give You Up", then giggles and runs off*

All right, here's my take on the whole "boost this if you X" thing.

Boost this if AND ONLY IF you will never, ever boost this.

I'm applying for #UK #citizenship. Which requires getting a Natural Born® True Brit™ to endorse my application. I was approaching one of my English friends asking if he'd act as a reference. After explaining what I needed from him (let's just say its enough info that I'm now worried about #GDPR), I told him it's OK if he declined. In fact, I said 'If you were ever looking for an opportunity to personally slam the door in an immigrant's face and yell "viva la #Brexit!" this is your chance. 😀'

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day
https://isitbetterthanimaginepartybabyz.tumblr.com/

dunno why I'm even bothering looking at the steam sale anyway, I know I won't find anything I wanna get XuX;

i like ur eyes (prounounced eees)