dezmo @dezmo@octodon.social

google search: how to stop relying on corporate entities

i never really wanted to be cast out into the open with my personal life on display for everyone.

i honestly never wanted any aspect of my private relationships to be public whatsoever. i suppose that was the problem huh

it's really draining to have to answer to someone like they're my mother like "hey i'm worried about you are you ok are you ok are you ok" please stop you're not doing me any favors by forcing me to constantly expend energy for your peace of mind

(taps mic) is this thing on

i spent all afternoon composing and now my brain is Scrambled Egg

🎶 the best part of waking up 🎶
🎶 is [redacted] in your cup 🎶

teenage mutant ninja purples

all cismen are required by law to create at least three podcasts before the age of 35

How could anyone do away with the notion of linear time and not wish to access those alternate timelines?

u suck

FREE Sample Pack of Wet Baloney Slaps Sound Effect

me: suddenly remembers something embarrassing I said

me: 😀

me: 🙂

me: 😐

me: yodels for 800 years 🎤😩

hello yes bank can we talk about finances

hello yes school can we talk about classes

hello yes doctor can we talk about meds

hello yes phone company can we talk about me never having to make phone calls again for as long as I live ty

I'm beginning to wonder if I should just live in a waiting room

😩 running late to pick up hormone shot before dr visit

🤗 no line @ pharmacy

😩 "it'll take 15 mins to prepare"

🤗 it's in a prepackaged box tho

😩 "15 minutes"

🤗 "ok thank u" (😡)