i spent all afternoon composing and now my brain is Scrambled Egg
๐ถ the best part of waking up ๐ถ
๐ถ is [redacted] in your cup ๐ถ
teenage mutant ninja purples
all cismen are required by law to create at least three podcasts before the age of 35
How could anyone do away with the notion of linear time and not wish to access those alternate timelines?
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FREE Sample Pack of Wet Baloney Slaps Sound Effect
I Have No Hot Singles, And I Must Scream
me: suddenly remembers something embarrassing I said
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me: yodels for 800 years ๐ค๐ฉ
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
HIDDEN ALONG CRACKS IN TIME
HOVERING BESIDE YOU UNSEEN
WATCHING
WAITING
hello yes bank can we talk about finances
hello yes school can we talk about classes
hello yes doctor can we talk about meds
hello yes phone company can we talk about me never having to make phone calls again for as long as I live ty
I'm beginning to wonder if I should just live in a waiting room
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A friend made an excellent observation: Take the short title of any article from the spine of a National Geographic magazine and you have an amazing band name.
For example:
Dolphin Intelligence
African Pharaohs
Healing Soldiers
The Gender Issue
Hubble at 25
Food Trucks
Roman Shipwreck
Osprey
spoon theory, not to be confused with spooning theory
look. look at this Fucker 
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Tackiness is a quality we attribute to any action that produces cultural capital without actually benefitting the community as a whole. We're wired to punish tackiness the same way we punish other kinds of 'cheating'.