All Caps, NSFW Rant 

birbsite hottake (as in about birbsite not from it) 

just been informed by management that my submission for a corporate team building event has been denied

fuck you, fascist scum, how dare you deny my brilliance like this

these simpleminded, visionless BEASTS have insulted me FOR THE LAST TIME

what the FUCK am I supposed to do with all these "Jorts Week 2k18" banners and assorted jorts themed balloons??? party city doesn't accept refunds, ASSHOLES, so what the fuck am i supposed to do??? have a solo jorts party in the back of an Arby's™?? yes,

when someone is trying to pull their usual shit but you've got receipts

Ok, so power was just knocked to some of the most important parts of the city here in New Orleans... by a stray cat.

For reference, our grid is held together here by spit and chewing gum.

Transphobia Last Night 

@Ukipblackpool But old Carpenter flicks are so much smarter. I'd just rather watch They Live, The Thing or Escape From N.Y. again.

@Ukipblackpool The Purge is a parody of anybody who would watch it seriously. It's basically porn for people who watch Walking Dead and want to be a zombie without, you know, actually becoming a zombie.

there's a Purge parody on Netflix called Meet The Blacks and isn't The Purge already basically parody?

"who is john pepsi?" -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

All Caps, NSFW Rant 

deray sucks but i don't think it's really white people's place to be dunking on him

@realtoddhoward i'm gonna let black people decide for themselves whether deray is grifting them and not make nor act on that decision on their behalf

@checkervest Where college is concerned, LSU fans here are bizarre. Their team colors are literally the colors of a bad bruise, and it's a cargo cult that will get badly disappointed every year.

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