birbsite hottake (as in about birbsite not from it) 

just been informed by management that my submission for a corporate team building event has been denied

fuck you, fascist scum, how dare you deny my brilliance like this

these simpleminded, visionless BEASTS have insulted me FOR THE LAST TIME

what the FUCK am I supposed to do with all these "Jorts Week 2k18" banners and assorted jorts themed balloons??? party city doesn't accept refunds, ASSHOLES, so what the fuck am i supposed to do??? have a solo jorts party in the back of an Arby's™?? yes,

when someone is trying to pull their usual shit but you've got receipts

Ok, so power was just knocked to some of the most important parts of the city here in New Orleans... by a stray cat.

For reference, our grid is held together here by spit and chewing gum.

there's a Purge parody on Netflix called Meet The Blacks and isn't The Purge already basically parody?

"who is john pepsi?" -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

deray sucks but i don't think it's really white people's place to be dunking on him

@realtoddhoward i'm gonna let black people decide for themselves whether deray is grifting them and not make nor act on that decision on their behalf

Wow the hold music for the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation is pure vaporwave and it fucking slaps??

1-800-803-9202 if you're curious. Don't worry about actually getting someone to answer, it's the Texas State Government.

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr Bond, I expect you treat women as equals

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