DesitivelyDave✅ @desitively@octodon.social

just been informed by management that my submission for a corporate team building event has been denied

fuck you, fascist scum, how dare you deny my brilliance like this

these simpleminded, visionless BEASTS have insulted me FOR THE LAST TIME

what the FUCK am I supposed to do with all these "Jorts Week 2k18" banners and assorted jorts themed balloons??? party city doesn't accept refunds, ASSHOLES, so what the fuck am i supposed to do??? have a solo jorts party in the back of an Arby's™?? yes,

truuu

when someone is trying to pull their usual shit but you've got receipts

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2006/06/the-management-myth/304883/

just gonna post this because it's good.

there's a Purge parody on Netflix called Meet The Blacks and isn't The Purge already basically parody?

"who is john pepsi?" -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

deray sucks but i don't think it's really white people's place to be dunking on him

@realtoddhoward i'm gonna let black people decide for themselves whether deray is grifting them and not make nor act on that decision on their behalf

I’m at 666 followers again ye

engineers are the worst humans

Chuck Tingle's TOTALLY DEMOLISHED and Pounded in the Butt by my own FACTS and REASON

Three Faces of Sigourney

@bb_almond
oh this guy is a straight up nazi who should be banned