Dennix @dennix@octodon.social
It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: https://witches.town/media/7sE6c7tgijHuhFjZ7C8
@qbi Ich hoffe auf quitter kann man Mastodon-messages lesen *?* Vielen Dank für den #datenkanel !
fuck yeah, genau 500 zeichen
Dating a girl on okcupid: her: "do you have facebook?"
me: "no"
her: "ok can I text you?"
me: "do you use signal?"
her: "no what is it?"
I explain
her: "so like whatsapp?"
me: "yes but whatsapp is owned by facebook"
her: "oh you 😊 😊 😊"
AND SHE KEEPS TALKING TO ME :D
@CobaltVelvet Hey, you muted pawoo.net? I think that had a side effect, so their users can follow me but i dont get a notification. Maybe you'll want to have a look^^
French Elections/ Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Excellent summary and a fun ending (in French): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkZir1L7fSY
Mastodon politics, safe spaces, and breaking the federation for fun and profit.
https://blog.xomg.net/mastodon-politics.html
Da drüben habe ich das hier gefunden:
Heh. The literal translation for #octodon in german would be "shrug rats". I think I like this :>
#strauchratten
vous êtes anarchiste et Arte va vous le démontrer en 10 minutes... ce test vous posera une question de conscience alors passez le ... Show more
@dennix Oh I missed that! 😂
Seems like a small list though, some of the other instances have blocked a lot more.
nope. ok :(
http://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/new-full-hemisphere-views-of-earth-at-night Show more
Don't call them follow bots. Call them hug bots. Much more terrifying.
boost this toot if capitalism is garbage
