Dennix @dennix@octodon.social
@Menura74 Hey! About the number: no idea. Those calls usually try to trick you into installing remote admin software like teamviewer and the caller's gonna infect your pc with malware. Never been called myself, though.
@Elizafox Its pretty much inadvisable to be admin of anything. Hit it, @CobaltVelvet
@Siphonay Hey! You! Wanna buy some Windows? :P
@kingu_platypus_gidora Nah, that's a tautology
@susannah every time a person is beamed up, the air surrounding that person is beamed up as well. Thats why transporter problems always impact life support systems. No? @chiefmilesobrien (oh, he seems to be on an away mission :( )
@miramarco Thanks for using cw for #esc2017 stuff :)
@jason_the_concurror In communist US.. the computers have better working hours than you
10:02 on Monday May 8th, over Egypt
Sometimes, I boost those space views from the EPIC-bot. Europe is always cloudy. I can't wait for winter, when the cam shows less of the northern heisphere and I won't have to see that anymore :/
11:26 on Sunday May 7th, over Algeria
@Averly Again, please confirm your location 😂
@Averly You're sure you didn't dive into an yahoo datacenter by accident?
@viciousviscosity
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to for a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready for a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will tell a TCP joke. It will last 10s, have 2 characters, and end with a punchline."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke that lasts 10s, has 2 characters, and ends with a punchline."
"Your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
@Gogogadgetpants LOL, I would be okay with that. Just because everything else is boring. And, adding a screenshot is always a good idea, when it comes to errors.
Turned out, now everyone screencaps everything, so we get:
- screenshots of excel sheets. We should process the data.
- screenshots of text files. We're asked to add to the text templates of a system.
🤕
@Gogogadgetpants Since it states the problem, I think it's okay.
My tickets read like "Subject: FTP. Body: Hi, I cant logon to FTP"
username? server address? error message? Damn, IT can find out for theirself! And then just open another ticket 10 minutes later and complain about how slow the first one is solved.
Users :/
Envie d'entendre le son qu'a enregistré le Vaisseau #Huygens lors de sa descente dans l'atmosphère de #Titan ?
http://esamultimedia.esa.int/images/huygens_alien_winds_descent.mp3
C'est con, c'est que du vent. Mais comment ça me fait rêver...
#science #astronomie #espace #cassini
