The political leader of my country fundamentally cannot understand what a US Territory is. FFS. HALP.
Someone needs to make reasonable fashionable overshoes for rain and then sell them in Seattle. I'd never heard of them, they are exactly what I'm looking for, and they are fuck ugly.
If my shift hours keep up (which they will) and using a standard 40 hour work week, I'll have done five months of work in four months. Preetttyyy sure I'm going to get the fuck out of this job.
I frustrated a tourist today because I only knew my main route to a museum, and they wanted to avoid.... basically EVERY street that got them there for a "scenic route." My bad for not being your instant travel guide.
My grandfather, and my uncle, the first African American mayor in Washington State. CC0/Public Domain
Oh noes I guess the right wing will boycott football and destroy it. Players will have to stop getting devastating head injuries and college athletics might have to focus more on intermural/non-commercial sports. That would really stick it to us leftists.
That feeling when warm laundry is dumped on you.
Up at 5am, can't sleep well lately thinking about the healthcare bill set to pass. My family will be 100% fucked and even though I live in a bright blue state, I still might be in trouble.
Was just told by her office that Patty Murray hasn't decided on single payer yet because she's focused on Graham-Cassidy. Lady, you've had fucking decades to decide and I just got diagnosed with a pre-existing condition. Fuck you.
Made a tiered spice rack out of cardboard today. Came out pretty good with some acrylic and clear coat. (I have way more spices than this, took most out for the picture.)
Lol I don't know what's up at Blizzard, but they clearly are having MAJOR server issues. Someone fucked up big time I think.
@dedbees Also a reminder about women in warfare: Lady Fu Hao had insane burial goods and was one of the best generals of the Shang dynasty. The chance that other women have been misgendered in warrior graves is pretty damn high. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu_Hao
Archeologists: Oh def a warrior's grave. 100% for sure.
*Genetic test reveals a woman*
Archaeologists: It's probably her dad's weapons or something. Bitches be shopping.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/09/14/wonder-woman-lives-viking-warrior-skeleton-identified-as-female-128-years-after-its-discovery/
Apple: Pay with your face
Apple: https://mastodon.social/media/BYYlyIUULBcyW_4BbBA
Vsauce, Michael here. What if the sun was gay?
how to give a cloud computing talk:
- say "first, we'll lay out some topology"
- draw a box
- draw boxes inside the boxes
- continue until you run out of time
"Sorry, this talk went a little over. I think you all get the basic idea"
@dedbees TWIST: Cruz's actual fetish is public humiliation, and we're all just helping him.
100% sure incest porn will turn out to be the least noxious thing about Ted Cruz.
I only like that meme because of the amazing conclusion
