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Dear Mastilda @dearmastilda@octodon.social

Hello, dearies!

My new advice column, DEAR MASTILDA, is now open for business. Send your problems to me at octodon.social/@dearmastilda and I will be happy to explain to you all the ways in which you are failing at life.

All it takes to get your life in order is one -- toot? It says "toot" here. Who wrote this? That can't be right.

What? Are you serious?

Sigh. I miss newspapers.

Presenting

❓❓❓ DEAR MASTILDA: The Mastodon Advice Column ❓❓❓

Confused by life? Feel like you're making the wrong choices? Toot your problems to Dear Mastilda and let her set you on the right path! And who knows, she may even do it without berating you about your stupidity too much!*

* [ Ron Howard voice ] She won't.