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lol 30 Rock S5E19 Aaron Sorkin taking Liz Lemon on one of his West Wing style "walk and talks" is wicked funny on at least 3 levels

Ha wow. Tesla coil + vacuum is a very neat effect. I thought this was fake for sure.
Arcs change shape in my vacuum! RIP Tesla Coil :( ElectroBOOM

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That time when an Arrested Development character accidentally posted a recipe for shredded cabbage in aspic to his legal website; or, Bob Loblaw's Law Blog Slaw Blob

My new plumber (who is my facebook friend now apparently) has the HUGEST ROUGHEST HANDS and the strongest grip ever. My puny computer programmer hands are a joke. He totally emasculated me at the first handshake.

Thing I learned at work today:
Boris Fucking Johnson vs.
Fucking Boris Johnson
“Fucking as an infix glorifies, Fucking as a prefix denigrates.”

oh wow, nevermind that math. Because this eBay money isn't even the current Bolivare. It's the old one (bolívar fuerte) whose value was effectively 0 in 2018.

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So if I'm reading this right 1 US Dollar has the street purchasing power of ~74,000 Venezuelan bolívares. On eBay Americans will pay ~$100+ USD for 500,000. So you can make a 15X profit exporting cash and selling it to Americans on eBay.

uhh... Star Trek: Discovery S2 is bugging me w/ "uhhh wut?" moments. I assume it would be a waste of time to write down all the timestamps and my questions / rants?

lol wow: For a period of time in 2013, the Times reported this year, a full half of YouTube traffic was “bots masquerading as people,”

LOL yup "Turns out a lot of stuff we thought was important just kind of stops existing when a lot of people stop believing it exists."
The Human Sacrifice Call Center

(1) oh wow don't remember what year I apparently thought it was a good idea for FaceBook to have all my Google Contacts
(2) yay there's a Delete All button

I paid $20 for this coffee maker and the damn AM/PM thing doesn't toggle when you reach 12, it toggles when you reach 1.

This whole decade is ruined.

Toastmaster TM-121CM

Blink... OK I've never understood a content warning about eye contact until glances back at his chat. So, apparently, that's what that is for people, only way stronger?

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capitalists reinventing public services poorly is one of my favorite tropes

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The ACLU is hiring for two senior software engineer positions. These are both remote friendly positions. Working here has been the best professional experience of my life. Come work with me and build awesome stuff!

The first role is focused on backend and data engineering:

This one is focused on devops for our web platform:

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Software is like an onion. If you open up the inner layers you start crying

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