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Are 'ya really gonna scroll by without saying howdy?

"Hank's son is gay? How gay Banks, on a scale from bear hunting to hunting bears?"
30 Rock S7E9

@gabek the example of a "dangerous" recipe is that someone might melt some plastic? Your article about clickbait appears to be clickbait.
I'm having flashbacks to the first time I saw spam emails selling anti-spam products.

@gabek as someone who's been working in ad tech for 6 years now: you're welcome. sigh.

"I don't know, maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry. You've grown up on instant orange juice. Flip a dial - instant entertainment. Dial seven digits - instant communication. Turn a key - push a pedal - instant transportation. Flash a card - instant money. Shove in a problem - push a few buttons - instant answers." -- Sergeant Joe Friday "Dragnet 1967" The Big Departure (1968)

30 Rock S5E24:
Is he a cross-dresser?
LOL goodness no! Paul is a gender dysmorphic bigenitalian pansexual. <3

lol 30 Rock S5E19 Aaron Sorkin taking Liz Lemon on one of his West Wing style "walk and talks" is wicked funny on at least 3 levels

Ha wow. Tesla coil + vacuum is a very neat effect. I thought this was fake for sure. youtube.com/watch?v=WM25pUsrOD
Arcs change shape in my vacuum! RIP Tesla Coil :( ElectroBOOM

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That time when an Arrested Development character accidentally posted a recipe for shredded cabbage in aspic to his legal website; or, Bob Loblaw's Law Blog Slaw Blob

My new plumber (who is my facebook friend now apparently) has the HUGEST ROUGHEST HANDS and the strongest grip ever. My puny computer programmer hands are a joke. He totally emasculated me at the first handshake.

@gabek huh. MacOS? Never seen that. Does your employer have control plugins / app(s) running on your computer? Are you authenticating to a work domain?

@gabek whoah really? I quit smoking at Thanksgiving but that actor sounds AWESOME

Thing I learned at work today:
Boris Fucking Johnson vs.
Fucking Boris Johnson
“Fucking as an infix glorifies, Fucking as a prefix denigrates.”

oh wow, nevermind that math. Because this eBay money isn't even the current Bolivare. It's the old one (bolívar fuerte) whose value was effectively 0 in 2018. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venezuel

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So if I'm reading this right 1 US Dollar has the street purchasing power of ~74,000 Venezuelan bolívares. On eBay Americans will pay ~$100+ USD for 500,000. So you can make a 15X profit exporting cash and selling it to Americans on eBay.

uhh... Star Trek: Discovery S2 is bugging me w/ "uhhh wut?" moments. I assume it would be a waste of time to write down all the timestamps and my questions / rants?

lol wow: For a period of time in 2013, the Times reported this year, a full half of YouTube traffic was “bots masquerading as people,”

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