Dirty Don's in Kansas City is always fun. So... how much for 1? Is buying 1 allowed?

No, I didn't shag carpet the front of my truck. The flooding in SW Iowa (I-29) is so bad that it sounds like its raining, but its just the sound of a billion billion mosquitos etc. splattering for hours. SUPER hard to see through the windshield, no matter how much wiper fluid you squirt.

Snapchat has gender filters now apparently. Apologies to Tech Omaha. :)

awww, its nice to have a bar urinal give my ego a little boost

lol ok NOW I'm excited about this trip. See you in a week, suckers :)

ya. I think in their minds the universe is organized like this:
1) Foreigners.
2) Patriotic Americans.
3) The US government sucks and must be stopped.
You're not allowed to be 3 unless you've been 2.

Huh. This LOOKS like the Russians powned my old iPad. But nope, this is apparently normal Apple stuff when your credit card expires.

quick! Screenshot the estimator thinking I'm "winning" before he crushes me!

OMG arrived all the way from the UK! Merry Christmas to me! Thanks @JenJen

I'm the laziest 0600 Xmas decorator but I think it looks good :)

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Holy crap, really? As someone maybe looking to buy property again I'm thinking I'd be a huge sucker not to spend the time and headache to try to buy a foreclosure?

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more