Clay: Nobody speaks Spanish?? [stares at Juice]
Juice: I'm a Puerto Rican from Queens! I speak better Yiddish!
-- Sons of Anarchy S3E12
@deafferret Funny to me because I had a coworker whose nickname was Juice who is Puerto Rican, lives in NYC (Brooklyn, not Queens) and doesn't speak Spanish.
@scully reminds me of (1) my friend who's ethnically Chinese. "You don't speak Chinese? Where you from??" "Lincoln!" (Nebraska) (2) my other friend who's ethnically Chinese, THIRD generation Malaysian. His whole life everyone assumes he speaks Chinese / Cantonese. Nope. Only English.
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