Response from a friend (2/2):
Me: Because this works for xyz reason.
Brain: But other stuff works too, and this sucks, so why are we doing this?
Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Brain: ... I hate this, and I am gonna fight you until you let me have my way.
@deafferret My id is very much like Venom; it bosses me around and taunts me, commandeers my meat suit to serve its own purposes, and demands tater tots, chocolate, and occasionally human heads.