Me: I'm mad cause he's doing me better than I'm doing me. (circa Childish Gambino)
jeff: If the Dane’s name is Waffles, as the collar alludes to, then I applaud that whole-heartedly. Pom’s name should be pancakes.
ßrendo: Then you need to get a french bulldog and a smaller sidecar for the first sidecar and call him french toast.